Posts tagged “horror

Angry Video Game Nerd – Friday the 13th NES Review


New Designs and Free Shipping!

New Designs Dec. 2011
Available now in our Artfire Studio is a selection of four (4) new dark art pendant designs.  This latest collection features individuals from some of history’s darkest chapters.  Lizzie Borden, Vlad “The Impaler” Tepes, H.P. Lovecraft and a Plague Doctor adorn these latest offerings.  And be sure to take advantage of our FREE SHIPPING promotion now through January 1, 2012!

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An Amityville Horror Baseball Card?

As a boy I was a huge baseball card collector. However, as I got older and the hobby became more sophisticated (i.e. ridiculously expensive) my enthusiasm for it all started to wane. Recently though my interest in the hobby was again piqued and as I was doing some web based research on some of the latest offerings I stumbled across this card:
Allen & Ginter Amityville Card
As a part of the 2011 Topps Allen & Ginter Baseball card set the Uninvited Guests 10 card subset features “paranormal spooky tales, eerie hauntings, and supernatural events”. And card #UG5 features none other than the world famous Dutch-Colonial that sits at 112 Ocean Avenue in Long Island, The Amityville House.

While I’m a bit disappointed that the artwork on the card features the “new” upstairs windows instead of those classic, eerie “eye” windows that made the house that much scarier, its still cool to think that there is a collectible card that features one of the most purported haunted houses in the world. Another plus is that the card will only set you back a couple of bucks on eBay.


The Horrors of….. Garfield?

Published in 1984, “Garfield: His 9 Lives” is a book of comic style short stories written by Garfield creator Jim Davis and featuring illustrations from various artists. Each chapter represents one of Garfield’s nine lives. While most of the stories consist of typical Garfield style writing and art, a few of the stories are all together darker and down right scary or disturbing. Getting my hands on a copy of this from my towns local bookmobile when I was no more than 10 or 11, I thought I was going to be opening up another lighthearted Garfield comic strip collection. How wrong I was. One story in particular, “The Primal Self” scared the hell out of me and still to this day conjures up a dark and curious childhood fear.

“THE PRIMAL SELF”

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Old School Horror Game End Screen: Friday the 13th – NES

F13 Opening
Here we go again, another old school, horror video game end screen. This time around in honor of today being Friday the 13th, we take on Jason Voorhees and Friday the 13th on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

During the first day of scrambling around Camp Crystal Lake when not dodging zombies, ravens and wolves you’ll periodically have to duck into random cabins to stave off Jason as he attempts to attack the campers within.
F13 Fight 1
If you damage him enough and manage to survive with at least one counselor you’ll be treated to this screen:
F13 Day 1
That being said, you’ll start up on day two. Which is more of the same: kill the zombies, wolves and ravens, fight the reanimated, decapitated head of Pamela Voorhees and again go one on one with Jason.
F13 Fight 2
Take him out during day two and you’ll be treated to the following. This time around there’s a picture! Jason, after having been soundly beaten, truly looks like a defeated man. Head hung in shame, mask deformed and askew, shoulders slumped and gut hanging out. He looks like Homer Simpson dressed up as Jason. But then….
F13 Day 2 Pt 1
Jason looks straight ahead, his piercing gaze searing your very soul. His shoulders squared and gut sucked in, (legs however, still splayed) he’s ready to take on day three.
F13 Day 2 Pt 2
Day three holds more zombies, ravens and wolves, one more throw down with Pamela and if you make it that far, your final confrontation with Jason.
F13 Fight 3
After all of the rocks, knifes, machetes, pitchforks and torches you hurled at the undead bastard, Jason finally dies. In defeat he is again reduced to a frumpy, broken down heap and as a completely dissatisfied gamer we’re left with another cliched “is he really dead?” end screen.
F13 Ending Final
This time around, unlike the movies, Jason really did stay dead as there hasn’t been another officially licensed Friday the 13th game since. So I guess, congratulations, as a gamer you have succeeded in doing what ten movies worth of protagonists failed to do: Put Jason down and keep him down.


Old School Horror Game End Screen: A Nightmare on Elm Street – NES

NOES NES Opening

You stayed up late, put off personal hygiene, hanging out with friends and practically crippled your thumbs in the process but you finally did it. You finally beat that game you’ve been playing every day after school for the past three months. For your dedication, keen hand/eye skills and perseverance your reward is finally there before you. You hold your breath in anticipation, afraid to even blink.

And then it happens, a huge, uninspired totally not worth all the time and effort, colossal let down.

Video games from the 80’s and 90’s were notorious for having the worst endings. Even great games, considered classics by today’s standards fell victim to this. It was like the writers and programmers used up all of their collective efforts designing the game and storyline and had nothing left in the tanks to hammer out a decent ending. Most endings were no more than a tacked on, single screen with a quick congratulatory message and maybe some small bit of animation.

So, in an effort to exercise the demons I’ve long suffered due to lazy game designers I’ll be showcasing some of my favorite (favorite does not mean good) old school, horror video game end screens. Starting off with A Nightmare on Elm Street on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

After battling several incarnations of Freddy, gathering up all of his bones and then burning them in a furnace, that last screen is what you get. Nightmare indeed.


Splatterhouse

Splatterhouse 1

One of the things we here at Jack’s Attic love almost as much as horror movies is scary video games. Years before Raccoon City became infested with the living dead and before the streets of Silent Hill beckoned hapless victims, there was a visceral little game called Splatterhouse. (more…)


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